80s If God Wanted Texans to Ski Funny Texas t-shirt Large

Chest 21.5 in.

Length 29 in.

Content: Feels like cotton blend

Tag Brand: Unreadable

This funny vintage shirt features a comical phrase that reads, "If God wanted Texans to ski he would've made bullshit white". There's a reason that Texas is number one when it comes to beef cattle production in the US. Over 130 million acres in the state belong to ranches and farms, and all those cows produce more than just a bunch of beef. Texas is also home to almost every possible landscape from mountains to forests to deserts, and even beaches, but if you're looking for a place to ski or snowboard, the closest opportunity you'll find is in New Mexico.

Fits like a modern unisex adult large


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