90s Pyrophobia Prevent Forever Fires White t-shirt Large
Chest 20.5 in.
Length 24.5 in.
Content: Feels like 100% Cotton
Tag Brand: Living Epistles
This vintage t-shirt is meant to promote Christianity with a parody of the popular "Only you can prevent forest fires" PSAs starring Smokey the Bear. This shirt replaces Smokey with an image of the devil underneath the word pyrophobia, which is the fear of fire. Beneath the devil it says, "Remember only you can prevent forever fires!!!" The back of the shirt really drives home the sentiment with the phrase "Eternity your choice: smoking or non-smoking".
Fits like a modern unisex adult large