90s Wheat State's Top Ten Reasons to Get Blobbed t-shirt Small
Chest 17 in.
Length 23 in.
Content: Feels like 100% Cotton
Tag Brand: No Tag
This funny double-sided shirt lists the top ten reasons "to get blobbed". The shirt is a souvenir from the Wheat State Retreat Center in Augusta, Kansas, which specializes in retreats and getaways for Christian church groups and ministries. The blob is one of the center's premium recreation features, and it is a massive inflatable cushion situated along the beach. Visitors can pay to take turns jumping onto the blob and launching one another into the water. Some of the reason this shirt recommends getting blobbed include, "blobbing brings you closer to heaven" and "two words: rapture practice".
Fits like a modern unisex adult small.