90s Why I'm Not Wearing a Halloween Costume t-shirt Large
Chest 20.5 in.
Length 26 in.
Content: 100% Cotton
Tag Brand: Hanes
This goofy Halloween themed shirt features a spooky graveyard image in which the tombstones list off the top ten reason why I'm not wearing a Halloween costume. Just a few of the humorous excuses include, "Elvis is alive and wanted his outfit back", "They wouldn't sell me a costume because I was scary enough", "I couldn't find a pumpkin big enough for my head", and "You look foolish enough for both of us". This shirt is the perfect way to maintain the holiday spirit without springing for a costume.
Fits like a modern unisex adult large